I am newly single.
However, since it's been a while since I've been on the market, I have to admit: I feel sorry for humans. I mean damn, the things that I've had to put up with? It's like really? "Do you even interact with humans to understand that what you are doing is soooooo wrong?" The worst hasn't even happened to me... some of the stories I hear.... deeeaarrr llloooorrddd......
Since going through my life altering break-up, I've been stalked on Facebook, met what seemed like a nice guy only to be dissed and of course more confused than ever.
My more memorable story: "Socially Unacceptable Returned Missionary"
Before getting into the story, I must first provide some background. In the LDS religion, it is common for a 19 year old boy to go out and serve their church by becoming a missionary. Usually they are shipped out to a foreign country (sometimes they stay in the States) and have to pick up a completely different language in about three months in order to communicate with the people. Seems legit right? The problem is that during that time, they are very restricted. No popular music, no hanging out except on rest days, and especially NO GIRLS! They learn to do this for 2 years.
Well, when they get back, they forget how to interact with humans without having to work in a lesson about the LDS church. Also, (from what I understand, although I may be wrong) upon returning, they are told that they must now find a wife. After two years of not even daring to look at a girl, who could blame them? I must add that one of the LDS beliefs is that family is extremely important.
This is the part that gets crazy. I had an RM get in contact with me. I know he was because there were pictures on his FB profile from his mission. Now, some Returned Missionaries, simply RM's, are wwaaayyyy tooo eager to find that one person. Now I'm not saying that RM's are psycho when they get back, I'm just saying that some come on a little strong.
Now for my personal story, and of course it involves friggin Facebook!
I get a random message from someone that I don't even know:
|No joke, this was the first message. WE HAVE NEVER MET!|
Yeah I blocked him soon after that....
Soon after that he started contacting my best friend and doing the same to her! Weeks later I come to find out that he has done this to several girls on Facebook and that most of the time he's lying about who he has in common with, with girl he's contacting. Really dude??? Not only are you super creepy by telling me about your day when I didn't even ask, but you try impress me with a lie? Word of advice: stop trying to meet people on FB. They're probably really scary.